Ask Cam: Dating Advice

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By camedmondson

THE MAN WHO KNOWS

Are you looking for a fresh perspective on dating? Well guess what?...I'm your man. I balance a young male perspective with enough estrogen to empathize with any of Oprah's Book Club members. I listen, I soothe and even cuddle when the time is right. But don't get it twisted, if you're looking for a cold dose of reality, I'll be the ice man...I'm dangerous. Not really.

Submit a question/problem/issue to my email and if it strikes a chord with me, I'll respond with a new hub. All names are confidential so don't worry about everyone knowing that you fantasize about _________(race) _______(sex) with big ________(plural noun).

I can't promise a reasonable solution, a considerate response, or morally sound advice...But I guarantee it will be from the heart and above all, entertaining. Check out these Ask Cam articles below.

Cook Kid 5 years ago

How can I get a chick? I'm average looking at best, not fat, but not in great shape, 30 yrs old, employed (good salary - $150K+), nice, but socially awkward until you get to know me. I want a smart, good looking, tall, funny, and sexy lady. So I came to "The Man, AKA, Ask Cam" - your own tag line free of charge.

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jtearre 5 years ago

Dude. How do I keep these women from calling me after I drop them like a sack of bricks? I mean come on. Help me out here. This is ridiculous. I need to block numbers all over the place. Verizon had to add a new level of blocking service from me. The Super-Block'. Please, Cam, help me get my life back!!

VD 5 years ago

What's the social protocol for telling a date you have warts? Been out of dating for a while and this holds me up...No joke.

Shorty 5 years ago

Cam, help me out. I'm a short dude but I LOVE tall women. I'm appealing in every way except for my height. How do I hit on women who are a foot taller than me without having them think I'm joking?

Large Johnson 5 years ago

I have an unusually large extremity that intimidates women. How do I make women comfortable with my large penis?

Curious female 5 years ago

I'm female but I'm hoping you can help me out. My problem is that I can't find a decent guy. I'm attractive, highly educated, friendly and funny. Where can I meet quality guys that treat me well, look decent, act normal, and sustain interest for more than a few weeks?

JoeBlow 5 years ago

I appreciate your willingness to help a brutha out. Here's my problem: I have a fetish for hearing women talk dirty to me in bed...in any language but English. The problem is that I don't speak anything other than English but I still think it's hot. When I ask a Chinese, Egyptian or German chick to scream bloody murder in their native language they get insulted. How do I do this more diplomatically and get what gets my rocks off?

- Aural Fixation

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