Dating Advice: How do I get a girl?

How can I get a chick? I'm average looking at best, not fat, but not in great shape, 30 yrs old, employed (good salary - $150K+), nice, but socially awkward until you get to know me. I want a smart, good looking, tall, funny, and sexy lady. So I came to "The Man, AKA, Ask Cam" - your own tag line free of charge.

Ask Cam Response:

Are you serious? You've got entirely too much going for you with your salary alone. Grow a pair. Pussy. Women smell wimps better than dogs smell fear.

What you need to do is catch em' off guard. Women, especially the good looking ones, are used to being hit on in bars/clubs. What you need to do is level the playing field. Approach them when they're at the bus stop in the morning, tired and not thinking straight after they got rammed all night by the guy from the bar. The grocery store is another good place. Tie in subconcious thought and ask them out while they're handling bananas or cucumbers.

Be bold. The more you hear no the closer you are to hearing yes..yes..YES!!!!!!!!! This is a numbers game for you, so don't let rejection get you down.

Play to your strengths. If you've got extra cash bring on the gifts, be a big tipper, and buy that magic vibrator that will pick up your slack after you're done prematurely ejaculating.

Use your sense of humor and laugh a lot. You'll need it in the trenches.

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